A Yard update
By Russell

My Freshly Mown Front Yard
Well it took about a month but I finally had to break down and mow the front yard. There is such a satisfaction in the back and forth conquering of a yard. Being able to see where you’ve been, what you’ve done, what you’ve accomplished and then how much farther you have to go to succeed is all very soothing/satisfying in a way. Of course it would have been more soothing if Texas wasn’t as hot as a football player’s underarm who is running drill son the surface of the sun while wearing a wool jersey. But I digress, the yard is mowed and I enjoyed a content/smug weekend looking at it. Now we just need to decide what to do with that ugly cable box over there on the left, how far back to we want whack the bushes, and what to do with all the wild ivy that is not in the picture. While the ivy is quite pretty it runs rampant like the old USSR and I am certain that if I left it alone long enough it would devoured my yard with a proletariat uprising. So one thing down, only 10,000 more things left to go.



June 17th, 2009
Genesys Geezer
June 18th, 2009
I guess trying to get away with not mowing the yard and selling off carbon sink credits to Arnold and California flew about as well as you staying at home as a house husband, huh? You could always tear out your yard and let the Johnson grass grow to be included with the other natural habitats around town. I think a broken down pickup in the front yard is a prerequisite for that classification, though.
desert highway
June 19th, 2009
I bet a 50# bag of salt would fix your grass problem. Never have to mow it again. I guess not much R&D had gone into genetics and lawn. If you just grew a variety that stayed 33mm tall and thick yet soft you wouldn’t have to mow the stuff all the time.